All-Time Standings
| Rank | Manager | Record (W-L) | Win % | PF / PA |
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Trophy Case 🏆
Career Stats
Overall Record
Win %
Transactions
Points For
Points Against
Lifetime Earnings
Franchise Highlights
Year by Year
| Year | Finish | Record | Points For | Points Against | Moves |
|---|
Franchise Rival
Franchise Legends
Your longest tenured players
Arch-Nemeses
Players who have dropped the most points on you
Team Name History
🚀 Highest Scoring Seasons
🥶 Lowest Scoring Seasons
🔥 Highest Scoring Weeks
🧊 Lowest Scoring Weeks
🏆 Best Seasons
🚽 Worst Seasons
💥 Biggest Blowouts
🤏 Closest Games
🔫 Biggest Shootouts
⭐ Highest Scoring Players
Head-to-Head Comparison
VS
Please select two members to compare head-to-head
Ring Chasers
Players with the most appearances in the championship.
Loyalty Club
Players we just can't quit. (Kept or Drafted twice in a row)
League Constitution
League Rules
- No collusion or roster dumping.
- Always field a full lineup; exceptions can be made when dealing with a significant number of injuries.
- No rule changes will be made mid-season without a unanimous-minus-one vote.
- Waivers use a Free Agent Acquisition Budget (FAAB) auction system with a yearly budget of $100. $0 bids are permitted.
- $100 Buy-in. Payouts are as follows:
- League Champion: $650
- Runner-Up: $150
- 3rd Place: $35
- Highest Scorer of the Week (regular season): $10
- Winner of the Weekly Prop: $15
- The loser of the toilet bowl must choose their punishment from a list of options or similar concepts, such as: a tattoo chosen by the champion, a beer mile, stand-up comedy at an open mic, filming a music video, shaving off eyebrows, or staying at a designated location from 8 AM to 1 AM (each alcoholic drink consumed reduces the time by 15 or 30 minutes- loser's choice).
Keeper Rules
- You may keep a maximum of three players but are not required to keep any.
- Players are kept for one round higher than where they were drafted and replace your pick in that round.
- If you do not have the required draft pick, you must use a higher-round pick to keep the player.
- You may trade for a pick in the round you wish to keep a player in, but it must be done before the draft order has been finalized.
- If you wish to keep two players in the same round, you may trade for an additional pick in that round. This can be done before or after the draft order is decided.
- Undrafted players on a roster at the end of the year can be kept. Their keeper cost will be two rounds below their end-of-season ADP (based on the league platform).
- Drafted players who are dropped or traded retain their original draft position for keeper purposes.
- Players can only be kept for a maximum of two consecutive years after their initial draft.
Trade Rules
- Trading of draft picks and FAAB budget is allowed.
- Trade deadline for draft picks: End of Week 7.
- Trade deadline for players: End of Week 10.
- Trades are processed instantly upon acceptance by both parties.
- No "rental" trades (i.e., trading a player with the agreement to trade them back later).
Lifetime Winnings 💰
Yearly Payouts
| Manager | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 |
|---|
Prop Wins
Highest Scorer Wins
Most Expensive Acquisitions
| Pos | Player | Manager | Amount | Season |
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Biggest Ballers 🤑
Frugal Heroes 📉
Toilet Bowl Punishment History
These poor, toilet-bowl-losing souls, spent the first week of the NFL season camped out at the Anchor from dusk til' dawn. A mere 15-30 minutes taken off their sentence for every drink they consumed.
⚓ Departure Ledger ⚓
2024:
Johnny
13🍺
left at 7:15pm
left at 7:15pm
2023:
Andrew
17🍺
left at 8:45 PM
left at 8:45 PM
2022:
Adam
14🍺
left at 9:30 PM
left at 9:30 PM
2021:
Adam
11🍺 + 1🌿
left at 10:00 PM
left at 10:00 PM